bastardized bottomburp's definitions

404

The white space with the black writing you receive when the page you want won't come to you 'cause the page you are looking for really isn't there 'cause it don't exist, causing frustration and jumping around like an assclown.

Angelfire's 404 page think they're so god damn funny. BUT THEY'RE NOT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

flame war

A battle, fight, arguement, bitch-fest etc. based on the internet in a forum or message-board and sometimes in an IM Convo. It will usually be started by an angry little dirt-child who thinks the 'opponent' has done something against his or her authoritory. Some flame-wars are started intentionally to see who can spurt the best insult. Some cheaters will use images as arguments, but some images are very convincing in arguements, such as images that bring any if the following slogans over:

"And how."
"STFU Newbie!"
"Where is the funny?"

Any image with these slogans or slogans relating to the forementioned goes good with an image that relates to the image.

Anyhoo, some people devote a forum from their message-board on intentional flame-wars just for fun. But just because it is for fun doesn't make it a total piss-up. The rage felt in flame-wars are genrally believable and occasionally hilarious.

The word 'flame war' originates from 'flame,' the name for an insult thrown in a message-board or IM Convo. To be 'flamed' is to be insulted. A flame war is full of flaming.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Clusterfuck

A bunch of assclowns running around disorderly, stepping on each other's heads as they gather to the fuck-hall in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.

1. The UN is a big clusterfuck
2. Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry is just a clusterfuck.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Sad, really!

the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkey does something outrageously sad!

The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows:

assclowns
assmonkeys
retards
blonde-fools
cheeseheads
stencharoos
assbabys (assbabies)
clods
fascists
Your Moms
The Popes

<SadBaldFool153> yea dunwoz bwing da muni tomozza
<phEWL!> Sad, really...
<SadBaldFool153> wat

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003