barry's definitions

Gummi

Usually used in the plural (gummis), a gummi is a small edible bribe that a teacher offers a pupil to work. Gummis are usually sweets.

Bob: Miss, I can't be bothered to work!
Miss: Oh Bob... I have gummis!
Bob: OK!
(Bob then works like mad)

by Barry June 4, 2004

Cheesy Puff

Another variation to gummi

Tom will work better when given cheesy puffs

by Barry June 4, 2004

Extreme quadratting

The act of bunking out of a school lesson to throw a quadrat around a field and pretend you are working. For best results, go to a pub in Wales and try it there!

My favourite hobbies are football, rugby and extreme quadratting.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

by Barry June 4, 2004

McGunit

Tim Smith, the one and only McGunit

Whassup McGunit?

by Barry June 3, 2004

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

hommie

Someone from the same geographic area as you are. Someone from your home.

That's my homeboy from the crooked letta.

by Barry April 6, 2004