ear plug

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves

i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

the slinky

when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky

the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

porn flip

when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno

jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

the ringer

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.

the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

hot lunch

when your're really hungry and don't have your own microwave

the poop in the toilet was really cold and Andrea wanted a hot lunch

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

rusty trombone

when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

the grenade launcher

when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team

brett is the designated grenade laucncher

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004