bakerd812's definitions

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

bucket head

a female, usually one that sucks dick

Amanda and all her friends are bucketheads, it'd be easy to pimp them.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004