bakerd812's definitions

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

pecker head

A person who is more than a dick-head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004