Definitions by bagitbabe

wampejawed 

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

wampejawed by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Lizard 

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

Lizard by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

phone masterbator 

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

phone masterbator by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Teetime 

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

Teetime by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

hangwichu 

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.

He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."

hangwichu by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

talking head 

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

talking head by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Deliguy 

A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.

I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.

Deliguy by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008