ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by bagitbabe August 24, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 09, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Lizard

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Triple A

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008