bagitbabe's definitions

armbaby

An African-American baby who is being held by it's mama, while the older child stands by the mama's knee, or kneebaby.

"I's an armbaby when my siser died."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

fantasy files

the pornographic scenes and stories filed in your head that you call upon when you masturbate.

I went through all my fantasy files and still couldn't peak. I must have masturbated too much today.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

George Sartin

An amazing guitar player who was in the band New Orleans Rhythm Conspiracy.

I love to hear George Sartin play guitar.

by Bagitbabe October 18, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Triple A

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008