baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

hated

What I am. And that's the way I like it. The wise words of Eminem, I quote:

"I only cuss to make your mom upset!"

I am the most hated motherfucker on Earth. You think I give a fuck?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

smelly

Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003