baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

urban thesaurus

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

Gravity

An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.

"Lousy gravity..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.

Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003