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Doom

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.
You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.
<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003
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D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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smelly

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003
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Urban Addict

One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.
That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003
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computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.
Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003
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pussy whipped

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003
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