baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

wasaaaaaaap

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

Windows XP

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

appz

Illegally gaining ownership of applications.

My appz fuck the asses of y'all sissy m0mz.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Noise

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.

I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

bumbum

young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

world peace

What the Miss Universe women hope to achieve, as though they have a role in society.

I'm a girl with a fake crown, so I can make terrorists and US Presidents stop acting like weapon-loaded kill-bots! With a wave of my hand, I will create world peace! Whoosh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003