baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions
A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

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One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.
That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother
If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother
If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

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