Definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp

cheap-ass 

One who cannot afford to drive himself to work.

Alan Lam's mom is a cheap-ass ho

cheap-ass by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hoe 

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)

hoe by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:O 

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

:O by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:'S 

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

:'S by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

|:O 

1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

|:O by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:S 

Confusion

:S Where is my mouth?

:S by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

fugnuts by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003