Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

pop an ass

To: fart; pass gas; phut; expulse methane

Wes was gettings its ons ands shes gones ands popped an ass ons mes. Smellies.

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

plustard

1) To improve something retarded, making it more retarded (See uptarded)
2) Something that has been added to something else to make them form into one big ball of retardation.
3) A retard who does things that make he or she more retarded each day.

The plustard got hit by a parked car.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003