baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

Oaf

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

pwnz0rer

A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women.

The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Pachinko

What hell is PACHINKO!? PACHINKO is had only JAPAN. and most popular gambling
If you don't know, you never Tell about Japanese culture.
Come on! Try this game!

- Engrish Japanese Sign

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

person yo-yo

A yo-yo fashioned out of a human. A human on a string.

Billy Joe loves his person yo-yo, it even yelps when you release it!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

pr0nographic magazine

A porno, internet style.

I bought some pr0no on teh weekend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003