baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

dirt

Butthole

Don't forget to wipe your dirt!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

urban addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.

I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

GIF

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.

Bring up the topic of 'How do you pronounce "GIF"?' to a group of nerds and watch them duke it out, verbally.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003