baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

pwnz0rer

A person who tends to get to the top of everything, such as sports, Maths and women.

The mighty pwnz0rer lived at the top of Mt Credible with his 30 wives.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

grass fairy

More like ass-fairy.

The ass-fairies sprinkled curry throughout Homo Gardens.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

shady

Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.

The shady looking man slipped into the bar.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

rim

To lick the ass of yourself or another, sexually. Not recommended for vegetarians.

I give so much rim that I am quite sure I have swallowed atleast 3 foetus' over the passed years.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Urban Addict

One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.

That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003