karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

strong bad

Metallic panties of weightful steel and concrete

I'll take off your strong bads... ow! Shit! Those're heavy panties..

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 01, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

null

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.

1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003