baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

Star Wars

A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.

"Star Wars! Haaa, ya looked! What a chump!"

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Lavigne

Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Killy McGee

What Homer Simpson calls God.

"Try telling that to Killy McGee up there."

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 19, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003