wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.

Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 01, 2003