English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 24, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

sextillion

A humorous number. About 6 000 000 000 000 I assume, or perhaps more

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

breakfast

The most greetable and welcomed meal of the day. See Hello Breakfast.

Hello Breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

unconditional love

You may have my unconditional love, on one condition.

Shut up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003