baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

floppy disk

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

kthxbye

What an AOLer says after having cybersex, or even sex in general.

<Mark176> How was it for you?
<Laura69> Kthxbye

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.

I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003