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shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.
"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."
by bTreezy February 13, 2007
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slammed

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

Or fucking drunk.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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slamming

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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slam

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."
by bTreezy October 26, 2006
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brain

A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej
"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."
by bTreezy November 10, 2006
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Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."
by bTreezy February 21, 2009
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Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
by bTreezy February 26, 2009
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