bOb's definitions

Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.

Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.

by Bob May 6, 2005

ashdrum

adjective-someone who makes stupid comments about someone else in front of a large audience.

Timmy was such an ashdrum when he told everyone about Johny's problem.

by bob May 5, 2005

hilsman

an ubserdly tall dumbass with an animal that lives on his head.

Dude you got a vagina on ur head

by bob August 12, 2003

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 13, 2003

Immig

where you think that your hard core but you're not

That guy is a f****** immig!

by bob March 3, 2004

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005