millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Privacy Policy

Lies and secrets!

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

scamola

A scam, only scammier.

<HomerSimpson> I smell a scam... or possibly scamola!

by B-Drac August 16, 2003

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

blapanese

A black person who thinks they are Japanese. Not many exist.

Blapanese idiot.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003