Definitions by b to the rizzle

calcagraphing 

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

calcagraphing by b to the rizzle May 28, 2007

isexual 

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

isexual by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007

carusofy 

carusofy is to have your career fucked up as badly as actor david caruso's was before he got his job at CSI and CSI:Miami.

From Justin to Kelly did a good job of carusofying Justin Guerrini's (or whatever the fuck that washed up loser's name is) career although Kelly Clarkson may have gained from it.

carusofy by b to the rizzle May 20, 2007

mackajewea 

1. A guy that is known as a player,pimp

2. A guy that goes after mostly jewish girls

1: Chadmister is getting all the chicks in synagogue
2: What a mackajewea

mackajewea by b to the rizzle May 17, 2007

breakfast and bed 

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

breakfast and bed by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

nogotiation 

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation

1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation

nogotiation by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007

gay 

1. Lame
2. Happy
3. Homosexual (as in buttsekcs)

1. She sold my ipod to buy crack...how gay?
2. She's gonna let me have half the crack...I'm so gay!
3. But I have to give the drug dealer head...guess that would make me gay

gay by b to the rizzle April 20, 2007