motive

An emotion or desire to do something.

She had the motive to murder her husband for the insurance money.

by AYB February 28, 2003

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003

cliche

Something that has been overdone to the point where it is now predictable. A fad that has either died or is dying out.

I'm sure you are all familiar with Disney and their trademark cliche of making censored, gay-oriented movies in which the good guy always wins.

by AYB June 28, 2003

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

by AYB March 29, 2003

freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.

I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.

by AYB April 27, 2003

Dutch

A group of people in Western Europe who are experts at turning marshlands and estuaries into fertile farmland and residential areas.

The Netherlands is an excellent example of Dutch ingenuity and genius, because most of the country is built on land reclaimed from the violent, storm-ridden North Sea.

by AYB May 26, 2003