ayb's definitions

propaganda

Lies and fabricated information designed to sway the opinions of people in a desired direction. Specifically designed for the dumb, poorly-educated majority of the targeted population.

Third World countries are highly susceptible to propaganda because most of the people are poor and uneducated.

by AYB March 9, 2003

Star Wars

The epic story about the dysfuctional Skywalker family.

by AYB March 9, 2003

P. Diddy

Puff Daddy

W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.

by AYB March 11, 2003

cynic

A person who boldly tells it like it is. A person who sees the world without a blindfold covering the eyes.

And that explains why nobody likes cynics.

by AYB September 7, 2003

SEGA Saturn

The best 32-bit console for 2D games ever.

Capcom fighting games for the SEGA Saturn are still superior to the shit on the Playstation.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Nickelodeon

Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

by AYB June 20, 2003

marijuana

This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking weed, and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to tobacco than marijuanna.

Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.

by AYB June 17, 2003