ayb's definitions

good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.

The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.

by AYB October 15, 2003

trendie

A zealot who religiously keeps up with the latest fashion styles and buzzwords. Usually the person is a class slacker who is poor from spending so much money on clothes that are only popular for three days.

That wannabe gangsta sported the latest FUBU gear and spoke slang like 50 Cent.

by AYB June 24, 2003

Daikatana

John Romero also made a Nintendo 64 version of this game which is even WORSE than the PC version.

Daikatana is basically about shooting robotic frogs and mosquitos in a dull green environment.

by AYB April 2, 2003

Ninja

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Kung Pow

One of the best parodies of classic martial arts movies ever made. Once you start watching, you won't stop laughing. Guaranteed. I sure hope for a sequel or two to this.

I rented Kung Pow for the third time and still my sides hurt from laughing at the bloopers, jokes, and the hilariously horrible voice acting.

by AYB July 16, 2003

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 4, 2003

wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

by AYB June 8, 2003