ayb's definitions

government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

by AYB May 1, 2003

freeride

Enjoying a service without paying for it.

The beggar managed to sweet-talk the bus driver into giving him a freeride across town.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Dutch

A group of people in Western Europe who are experts at turning marshlands and estuaries into fertile farmland and residential areas.

The Netherlands is an excellent example of Dutch ingenuity and genius, because most of the country is built on land reclaimed from the violent, storm-ridden North Sea.

by AYB May 26, 2003

www.urbandictionary.com

The site to go to if your dictionary won't define modern slang words. A place to post new slang or your definitions of existing words.

by AYB April 2, 2003

riot

One way to steal what you need without needing to worry about getting caught, since the police are usually too busy beating up the rioters to care.

I got this flatscreen TV, stereo bass system, state-of-the-art computer, and 7-piece furniture set. All from last night's football riot.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003