ayb's definitions

we need to talk

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

by AYB September 24, 2003

valley girl

A spoiled, idiotic adolescent female from the southwestern part of the United States, typically rich and white, whose language is insulting to human intelligence.
Proof that the San Andreas fault needs to hurry up with sinking California back into the Pacific Ocean.

Just watch the "Clueless" movie or TV show to see a good example of what a valley girl is.

by AYB June 29, 2003

blackjack

A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.

by AYB October 26, 2003

multiple orgasm

What women claim to have, although women are known to FAKE most of their orgasms anyway.

by AYB March 15, 2003

super nintendo

a.k.a: Super NES

The Last Great Console. The system which won the 16-bit console war by a mile against the SEGA Genesis.

Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo is a helluva lot better than the Quake ripoff on the Nintendo Gamecube known as Metroid Prime.

by AYB February 19, 2003

habanero

The SPICIEST pepper in the world that grows in Mexico and other parts of Central America. Treat it with respect, because the spice concentration can easily kill those who are not experienced with eating hot chili peppeers.

After eating a bowl of habanero pepper soup, I knew what Hell felt like for several hours, for no amount of ice-cold water seemed to quench the habanero fire.

by AYB August 28, 2003

Penis Cracker

A Feminist or lesbian.

by AYB March 29, 2003