ayb's definitions

N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.

If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.

by AYB October 28, 2003

verb

An action word. A word that describes doing something. Sometimes receeded by the words "to", "and", "but", "or", in order to properly describe the action.

To err is perfectly human, but remember to learn from your mistakes or live with the consequenses.

by AYB March 1, 2003

patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.

Nuff said

by AYB March 25, 2003

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.

Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.

by AYB July 19, 2003

NES

The first great console made by Nintendo.

by AYB February 22, 2003

digit

A number. Most often referring to a phone number. Singular form of digits.

Hey, sweet thang. Can I get your digits so I can call you?

by AYB February 18, 2003

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003