computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.

I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.

by AYB April 06, 2003

preecha

Ebonics for preacher.

by AYB March 31, 2003

pikachu

The worst mistake that Nintendo created.
A yellow rat from Pokemon who is loved by the same kids who watch Dragonball Z.

Hey you, Pikachu! I really want to murder you.

by AYB February 24, 2003

search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003

Jar Jar Binks

The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.

Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa stoopid assa.

by AYB March 02, 2003