Slingkini

A sling bikini. A thing that gay men wear that goes over their shoulders and under their crotch, barely covering their ass crack and usually letting their balls stick right out. The gayest thing ever invented. Also called a mankini.

I saw this person wearing a slingkini at the beach. I threw up.

by awmm March 19, 2015

tlhIngan

The Klingon word for Klingon

nuqneH. Hello (What do you want)
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? Do you speak Klingon?

by awmm January 12, 2016

wouldja

A lazy way of saying "would you"

Wouldja be able to understand me if I pronounced my syllables properly?

by awmm May 17, 2020

poim

How people in the South say "poem"

I'm reading a poim

by awmm November 01, 2020

upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm April 04, 2018

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 24, 2021