awmm's definitions

Lightsaber

When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.

I gave my man a lightsaber last night.

by awmm June 29, 2015

5949

How you type LXIX on a phone, which means 69 in Roman numerals

5949 means 69

by awmm April 3, 2017

rowmance

A romantic relationship between two people that do crew. Also know as a crewmance.

Are Sophie and Paul dating now?
Yeah they're a rowmance.

by awmm July 16, 2016

backdoor buddy

A person you have anal sex with

We're not gay, he's just my backdoor buddy.

by awmm August 13, 2016

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

lying sos

Lying sack of shit

I know you were the one who broke the window you lying sos

by awmm February 10, 2020

Imonna

Like "I'm gonna" but lazier, an even worse way to say "I'm going to".

Imonna run to the store in a few minutes.

by awmm September 2, 2020