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Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Get the SUVmug. Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by author July 16, 2006
Get the Tom Delaymug. Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
by author September 1, 2006
Get the Ted Stevensmug. while under the influence of the devil's water...
by author December 10, 2006
Get the Devil's watermug. by author July 15, 2023
Get the ogusersmug. A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 18, 2006
Get the William Kristolmug. 1. Nutting is an effective street fighting maneuver.
2. I fucked her without nutting.
3. Watch this video of my friend nutting himself on a rail.
2. I fucked her without nutting.
3. Watch this video of my friend nutting himself on a rail.
by author July 16, 2006
Get the nuttingmug.