authoor's definitions

dungeon

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

ASS

ASS is an acronym for Anal Sex Slut.

Fundo wanted some ASS for dinner, but changed his mind when his gay buddies stopped by to eat.

by authOOr January 6, 2007

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Gatalog

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

shoeporn

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

green screen

Also known as the original Gameboy.

Fundo was watching "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" and was disappointed when they played the Green Screen Game and a Gameboy was no where to be found.

by authOOr November 18, 2006