clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.
Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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BUM

BUM is an acronym for Butt Ugly Man
Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
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let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."
Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.
Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!
by authOOr June 28, 2006
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r censor

The method used to censor profanity or any other offensive words by placing an R in the word.
Furck
Shirt
Arss
Dirck
Purssy
Curnt
Birtch
Nirgger
Carnadian
Farggot
All bard words.

All words have been r censored
by authOOr June 30, 2006
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"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 04, 2006
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eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.
Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006
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