authoor's definitions

Goddamn, you're huge

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.

Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

awesome

What you say when you think of sex.

Fundo thinks of sex.
Fundo says aloud, "Awesome!!"

by authOOr June 23, 2006

worm

Another word for a penis.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

dirtface

the feeling of dried up dirt, sweat, and/or sex juice on your face after a long day of hard work.

After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.

by authOOr June 27, 2006