12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 11, 2006

toe nub

The bunyon on your big toe.

Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!

by authOOr June 17, 2006

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

boner

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

by authOOr July 20, 2006

clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006