sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.
While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.
by authOOr July 05, 2006
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UCCC

UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.
Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.
by authOOr July 11, 2006
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arnus

politically corect spelling of anus.
Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
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virgin

Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!
Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.
by authOOr July 11, 2006
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VAGINA

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
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playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.
Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr July 01, 2006
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fresh

One who is sixteen years old.
Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.
by authOOr August 25, 2006
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