Definitions by authoor

MATT 

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

MATT by authOOr February 16, 2007

ASS 

ASS is an acronym for Anal Sex Slut.

Fundo wanted some ASS for dinner, but changed his mind when his gay buddies stopped by to eat.

ASS by authOOr January 6, 2007

green screen

Also known as the original Gameboy.

Fundo was watching "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" and was disappointed when they played the Green Screen Game and a Gameboy was no where to be found.

green screen by authOOr November 18, 2006

ART

Acronym for Anus Real Tight.

Fundo: How'd Lucinda get that ART?
Fundolo: She must do a lot of anal exercise.

ART by authOOr November 18, 2006

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

eyepod by authOOr November 18, 2006

Little Superstar 

Infamous gang leader and a real killer. The retired dancer with moves like nobody's business. Some say he's a midget. Some say he's a kid. Some say he's a myth. Some say he's a legend. I say he's alive living in the middle of East Bumblefuck, but a little bit south of there.

Fundo: Have you checked out that Little Superstar popping and stopping?
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.

Little Superstar by authOOr October 16, 2006

lazy fuck 

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

lazy fuck by authOOr October 16, 2006