answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 07, 2006

boner

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

by authOOr July 20, 2006

Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

to throw some shoes on

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

ART

Acronym for Anus Real Tight.

Fundo: How'd Lucinda get that ART?
Fundolo: She must do a lot of anal exercise.

by authOOr November 18, 2006