authOOr's definitions

ching thing

The little, asian guy you always see around, but never actually know who he really is.

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

green screen

Also known as the original Gameboy.

Fundo was watching "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" and was disappointed when they played the Green Screen Game and a Gameboy was no where to be found.

by authOOr November 18, 2006

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Gatalog

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

shoeporn

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 27, 2006