authOOr's definitions

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 10, 2006

learning a new language

when you are learning a new language, you are working on a new piece of ass.

Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

gogo bar

A strip club with male dancers.

Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

dick flick

A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.

Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006

woah man

A woman with a surgically installed penis.

A man who acts very effeminate.

Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.

Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

by authOOr June 30, 2006