authOOr's definitions

lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

arnus

politically corect spelling of anus.

Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.

Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

Chunky Cheese

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.

Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

bounty hunter

A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.

As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006