authOOr's definitions

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

The Man

The man is a man who wishes to be The Man, and tries his hardest to be The Man by either doing what The Man has done, or saying he did what The Man has done.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.

Fundo: I found out who the real The Man was, and lost respect for that pretend The Man.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

Little Superstar

Infamous gang leader and a real killer. The retired dancer with moves like nobody's business. Some say he's a midget. Some say he's a kid. Some say he's a myth. Some say he's a legend. I say he's alive living in the middle of East Bumblefuck, but a little bit south of there.

Fundo: Have you checked out that Little Superstar popping and stopping?
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

trick door

A trick door is the door that you try to push open when you really must pull open, or a door that you try to pull open when you really must push open.

Fundo broke his wrist trying to push open the trick door that only opened by pulling.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

towel pole

Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.

Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.

Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.

by authOOr June 26, 2006