authOOr's definitions

woah man

A woman with a surgically installed penis.

A man who acts very effeminate.

Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.

Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

pimple mirror

Someone who gets a lot of puss.

Furby wishes he could get as much puss as Elmo the pimple mirror.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 27, 2006