testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

world cup

The glass that everyone drinks out of, due to lack of alcohol containers.

Pass that world cup around, I need to get drunk.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

pimple

Also known as a baby pimp, or a young individual growing up, learning the ways of the pimp.

Gumby, the pimp of all pimps, started out as a pimple, and grew up to become a pimp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

awesome

What you say when you think of sex.

Fundo thinks of sex.
Fundo says aloud, "Awesome!!"

by authOOr June 23, 2006

virgin

Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!

Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.

by authOOr July 11, 2006