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The man is a man who wishes to be The Man, and tries his hardest to be The Man by either doing what The Man has done, or saying he did what The Man has done.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.
Fundo: I found out who the real The Man was, and lost respect for that pretend The Man.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
Get the The Man mug.Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.
by authOOr June 27, 2006
Get the pencil pusher mug.Infamous gang leader and a real killer. The retired dancer with moves like nobody's business. Some say he's a midget. Some say he's a kid. Some say he's a myth. Some say he's a legend. I say he's alive living in the middle of East Bumblefuck, but a little bit south of there.
Fundo: Have you checked out that Little Superstar popping and stopping?
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.
Fundita: That indian midget?
Fundo: I hear he's not even indian at all.
Fundita: Then, what is he?
Fundo: Little Superstarian.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
Get the Little Superstar mug.Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.
Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the towel pole mug.Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
by authOOr June 19, 2006
Get the woah man mug.The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
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