authOOr's definitions

playing detective

Asking too many questions about a person's life.

Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

slut

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.

What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.

Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."

by authOOr July 10, 2006

titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

third string

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.

Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

pimple

Also known as a baby pimp, or a young individual growing up, learning the ways of the pimp.

Gumby, the pimp of all pimps, started out as a pimple, and grew up to become a pimp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006