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slut

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.

What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
by authOOr July 10, 2006
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shrimp

The kid with no game who needs to be schooled on sex.
Fundo thought the shrimp was helpless, until he finally found his mojo.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
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watch the kids next door

Literally means babysitting the neighbor's kids, but has also been used to mean, watching the cartoon, watching the teenagers next door copulate, and making out.
Peena wanted to hang out with her girlfriends, but she had to watch the kids next door.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
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detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.
Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
by authOOr September 6, 2006
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pimple

Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
by authOOr June 19, 2006
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rapper

A rapper is a crack dealer.
Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...
by authOOr July 19, 2006
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