A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
by authOOr July 11, 2006
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Another word for a penis.
by authOOr July 01, 2006
Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
by authoor June 18, 2006
Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.
by authOOr June 28, 2006