furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 19, 2004

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 05, 2004

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....

look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..

by austin April 11, 2005

Dupe

Dupe is everything and Dupe is nothing. Dupe is the essence of life. Dupe is dieing cold on the street. Dupe is Ying, but dupe is yang. Dupe is Light, but dupe is Dark.

Man....that shit is dupe.

by Austin August 20, 2004