austin's definitions

tall lankey fellow

a guy that usually allways has tricks or suprises up his sleave.

"here's comes that tell lankey fellow, wonder what the bitch boy had got now?"

by austin January 6, 2004

pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

by austin February 11, 2005

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

fuckackta!

Same as fuck.

What the fuckakta!?!?!

by Austin January 18, 2004