EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 27, 2004

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains

shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna

by austin December 05, 2003

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 07, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 01, 2005

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 06, 2004