dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing
by austin March 21, 2005
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dilly bar

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.
by Austin October 07, 2004
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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
by Austin December 03, 2003
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79

The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”
Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.
by Austin March 27, 2005
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Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.
Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.
by Austin February 08, 2004
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gayball

Another word for homosexual. Generally used as an insult.
Billy is a gayball, I hope that fag gets shot!
by Austin July 20, 2004
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T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick
Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah
by austin November 12, 2003
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