Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 19, 2004

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 21, 2004

dishes

something a man makes a women do while he does nothing

do the dishes bitch im watching my show

by austin March 21, 2005

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 07, 2004

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin December 03, 2003