89 definitions by austin

teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....

look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..

by austin April 11, 2005

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by austin September 12, 2004

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by austin December 5, 2004

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will

Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?

by austin April 18, 2003

Dupe

Dupe is everything and Dupe is nothing. Dupe is the essence of life. Dupe is dieing cold on the street. Dupe is Ying, but dupe is yang. Dupe is Light, but dupe is Dark.

Man....that shit is dupe.

by austin August 20, 2004