asshole's definitions

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005

art fag

a person who smokes, drinks $4 coffee and visits art museums and talks about the art expressing the descent and selling out of America to capitalists and other four syllable words but they are huge ass hypocrits cuz they are selling out too with their goddamn cigarettes and $5 lattes and banana republic peacoats. listen to Dead Milkmen's "you'll dance to anything"

you know what you are? an ART FAG!

by asshole November 23, 2006

whatever

Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died."
"Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island."
"Sweet."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice

the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black

by asshole February 2, 2004

ohio

A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.

Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.

by Asshole May 17, 2004

Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 6, 2003

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004