asdfsa's definitions

weed

One of the slang terms for the genus of plants cannabis, can be smoked, eaten, vaporized, or consumed in oils (honey oil, hash oil). When taken, it gives an incedibly peaceful and euphoric effect. Used recreationally, medicanilly, and industrally. It can cure glaucoma, the horrible nausea endured as a result of chemo-therapy and physical aches/pain. Industrally: has literally 1000's of uses as a durable fiber and paper.
Cannabis was banned in 1927.

Anyone else notice that the people who are bashing the plant have large problems with spelling, grammer and organization and seem to give you the impression that they can't have an IQ
in the tripple digits?!

"if u smkoe weede thaem=n yoour a fuknin pot heAd and should be impizzededd for life!!!!"

Have you ever TRIED the drug?

No cuz if i do ill b a pothead

wow...thats ignorance in Its purest form...You do realize that you're insulting a plant right?

by asdfsa September 15, 2006

freedom

something that has dissapeared some time ago, no one is exactly sure when. Think about it- If you go infront of the whitehouse with a megaphone and yell "IMPEACH BUSH FOR A BETTER AMERICA!", You'd most likely be arrested (the patriot act was successful in the road of banning free speech). Shit, drugs are illeagal right? We can't even be allowed to control our own goddamm bodies! Does anyone even notice this?! Or are we so used to government control that its become a regular, unquestionable part of life. And the kicker? You don't even have the right to fucking kill your self.

freedom is merely an illusion....

by asdfsa September 24, 2006

overprotective

A person, generally a cauasion 'soccer mom' between the ages of 30 and 50 who is always bitching about violence, sex and language in television, videogames, the internet and the media in general. Is always sheltering his/her child/chidren from the afformentioned sebjects; their favorite topics of 'discussion' include: anything manufactured by Rockstar Games, the adult film industry, and drugs. They generally are jesus freaks and pass judgment on evryone else. And always shelter their children from society instead of educating them about it.

"Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! Oh my god, lets lobby to the government and bitch about how 'no one ever thinks of the children!' Before its too late, lets change the Game to an AO so that it becomes nearly impossible to rent or buy and the team of people who worked their asses of to create it get less money!!! Overprotective parent groups of suburbia:GO!"

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by asdfsa September 9, 2006

drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

Buddy Rich

The greatest drummer to have ever walked the earth, hands down.
Buddy is the reason why 95% percent of drummers started playing. Myself included.

(look him up on drummerworld.com)

I saw a Buddy Rich video when I was about 4 years old, I've been playing ever since.
After these 15 years that percussion has been in my life, I still look up to him as my god.

by asdfsa December 26, 2007