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Butt soup

When a person has really bad diahrea where in they don't make it to the toilet fast enough.
Usually caused when a person who has gastrointestinitus has had to much to drink and eaten food stocks known for making green poop and/or large amounts of intestinal gas.
"Man, excuse me I gotta go!"
"What? You sick?"
(*running and groaning*)
(returns 30 minutes later.)
"Hey I got to leave."
"What? why?"
"I didn't make it onto the toilet in time and I sprayed butt soup all over the seat and the back of my pants.)
by armoroid 5000 July 17, 2009
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popskull

(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey.
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.

This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.

During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!

Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
"Hey bar tender! Give me a belt of that good star bottle you got hid under the counter. I ain't want'n non of that POPSKULL garbage you serve to the regular cheeple!"
by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009
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cheaple

(Adj.): A descriptive word hybrid of CHEAP and PEOPLE used by bartenders, taxi drivers, valets or other people who are not well paid in sevice industry jobs and depend on tips to make a living.

The word is used by sevice staff to describe wealthy patrons who come to their establishments or use their servises. These wealthy people often times make a mess, run their server ragged, are a pain in the ass or are just generaly stupid.

The resulting use of the word (often mummbled under the breath) comes from when above mentioned rich jerks leave an INSULTINGLY TINY TIP for the amount of effort that was expended upon them.

The intent being that the rich SOB could easily afford to tip generously for the extra service they recieved, having blown a wad of cash on their dinner/ride/service, and then being chinsy at the last moment. This is double insulting to a server/cabbie when the rich patron has made insinuations that they would "TIP BIG" when they first arrived. (Author note: People who are cheaple deserve it when servers spit in their food or have a taxi "dump" them off at a gas station. Tight wad SOB's!)

OLD PROVERB:-Be gentle unto those who bake thy dinner for they may serve thee a cut of cold death. - Aetus-Roman Comander of the Centurian legion (465 a.d.)
Server A: "That fat slob and his family only left me a two dollar tip! Awh Jeez! I worked my ass off on that table and was nice even when their brat spilled milk all over the table and floor. Then they lingered over a half hour bull shitting each other and complaining to me when I wasn't their every three minutes. Crummy cheap bastards!"
Server B: "Yep, you got a table of CHEAPLE. I feel sorry for you. I bet your tired now, but next time you'll be better able to spot their type."

Taxi driver kicks an abusive drunk out as a local "stop n' rob" and yells out the window, " You damn CHEAPLE! I drove your sorry drunk butt all over town, and you don't even know where your going. You can afford to blow a hundred bucks on rottgut but you can't pay for your cab! This is how I make my living you cheap-ass booze sponge! Damn CHEAPLE!!!! I'm calling the cops! Hope you fall under a bus! "
by armoroid 5000 July 20, 2009
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ARMOROID5000

A net ghost who knows most of the cool stuff on the internet. Also is the author of the stratagy table game ARMOR.
The Youtube net name for a really cool channel with lots of neat videos.
Responds to noobs pleas for technical help.
Nobody ever has met him but he is considered a cool tech geek
Guy 1. "Hey ou ever played ARMOR?"
Guy 2. "Yeah! It's an awsome mech game by ARMOROID5000"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah. I heard of him. He helped me with some technical crap on Youtube. I think he's part of the staff there. He's cool. One of the net ghosts floating around out there."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
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Meat warmer

(Noun):

1. A derogitory term for a woman who is of little value to her male companion.

2. A woman who is of average atractivness at a club/bar who is "picked up" by a man who is just looking for a vagina to hump for the night.

3. A female who is used for sexual gratification with no comitments and is easily forgetable by the male afterwards.
4. A forgetable but fuckable woman.

5. Slang for temporary or non-commital vagina.
Guy1-"Yo! Jack, you get anything good trolling at the club last night?"

Guy2-"Nah. I partied hard but there were to many chads around to get a good bite. I ended up taking home a meat warmer to tide me over till friday night."

Guy1.-"What's her name dude?"

Guy2.-"Don't know man. Doesn't matter. She'll be gone tomorrow anyway so who cares."
by armoroid 5000 September 10, 2009
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Tes

Noun: A replacement word used in the same tense as the designating word car, but for an electrically propelled vehicle. The word being a shortened name for a Tesla e-vehicle.
"Yo boi! I'm gonna jump in my tes and hit up the store."
by armoroid 5000 March 29, 2022
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Testank

Testank, noun: A designating word used to conveniently refere to a Tesla cyber truck.
"I'm driving my Testank out to the woods for a camping trip."
by armoroid 5000 March 29, 2022
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