ari's definitions

Blonde

What Gaby should be.

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3

by Ari April 17, 2005

Ari, Ari

What said when sucking the extremely large penis of the Ari writing this

Sexy Lady: Oh Ari Ari i love your huge penis, (said half muffled with her mouth sucking off Ari)

by Ari December 14, 2003

tartguard

How the Drumline aka Dumbline in our marching band affectionately refers to the colorguard.

Dumbline:Stupid ass tartguard
Tartguard: Shut the fuck up dumbline!

by Ari March 7, 2005

Apple Orbit

The best gum ever created by Israelis. It is the best stuff to chew. It is only known about by really really cool jewish people. It's addictive.

That Apple Orbit is the shizie yo. I would bust a cap in someone's ass for some.

by Ari March 6, 2003

manda

Vagina in Russian. A word that you can write on the blackboard at your school, without your teachers knowing that you wrote vagina on their board. Just tell them it's your favorite breed of cat.

Would you like to touch my manda?

by Ari June 17, 2006

backne

a large amount of acne on a persons back.

Emma, you have backne!

by Ari November 19, 2002

fart tip

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.

Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!

by Ari April 12, 2005