Porn on ice

Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.

Man, i really need to see some porn on ice.

by Ari February 10, 2003

percafetory

a word with no real definition
to get people to reveal their "honesty"

ask your friend" dude dont they look percafetory?" and if he says "yes" you will know hes a liar

by ari September 21, 2003

mad rad

to be crazy cool.
the awesomest kid alive.

ian is a mad rad kid

by ari September 18, 2003

tartguard

How the Drumline aka Dumbline in our marching band affectionately refers to the colorguard.

Dumbline:Stupid ass tartguard
Tartguard: Shut the fuck up dumbline!

by Ari March 07, 2005

mutha fucker

1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it

1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)

by Ari December 14, 2003

LC

Aka... Loose Caboose

Damn, that bitch has an lc.

by Ari October 15, 2004

fart tip

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.

Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!

by Ari April 12, 2005