aretegroup's definitions

saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015

punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.

Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.

by aretegroup July 30, 2019

waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

Cocaine titties

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.

yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.

by aretegroup September 19, 2016

Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.

Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”

by aretegroup June 17, 2018

Ringilingus

The act of licking a doorbell with a built in camera for a very long time in an effort to achieve notierity and/or sexual satisfaction.

Jeff wasn’t sure if Cory was home and knew he wasn’t after performing ringilingus to the camera doorbell. Jeff also wanted to ejaculate.

by aretegroup January 11, 2019

diva crow

To make a law suppressing an alternative gender/sexual orientation.

Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.

by aretegroup April 3, 2015