A conversationalist who demands the majority of conversation time often to the dissatisfaction of others in the conversation.
"Hey honey how was your time out with the girls?"
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
by aretegroup July 31, 2015
When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
by aretegroup August 31, 2014
When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.
Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.
by aretegroup July 30, 2019
The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 31, 2014
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.
by aretegroup April 04, 2015
Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.
by aretegroup March 28, 2015
Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
by aretegroup March 28, 2015