aretegroup's definitions
To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.
Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.
by aretegroup August 6, 2016
Get the Cunting Offmug. When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
Get the waist scarfmug. The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane
Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.
by aretegroup December 2, 2016
Get the lady candymug. An apartment that is rented out with the sole purpose of conducting activities you would not do at your own home.
Hey Michelle, how’d that online hookup date go?
Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.
Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.
by aretegroup June 25, 2018
Get the burner padmug. The experience of being in multiple concurrent conversations while managing one primary conversation but retaining enough of a semblance of other conversations to jump in to another with ease. Primarily observed in greater Chicago area.
Steve and Marcy, somewhat aghast at the apparent impoliteness of the room of 10 Chicagoans all talking over each other, wondered how they could break through the Chicophony.
by aretegroup May 5, 2016
Get the Chicophonymug. Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.
As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.
by aretegroup June 12, 2017
Get the Dicklingsmug. The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.
by aretegroup July 29, 2015
Get the saddle boatingmug.