Cocaine titties

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.

yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.

by aretegroup September 19, 2016

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 02, 2016

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

by aretegroup February 27, 2015

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

Butter noose

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.

Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.

by aretegroup September 17, 2016

burner pad

An apartment that is rented out with the sole purpose of conducting activities you would not do at your own home.

Hey Michelle, how’d that online hookup date go?

Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.

by aretegroup June 25, 2018

Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.

Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”

by aretegroup June 17, 2018