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(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
by archyis November 15, 2009
Get the Crowmancemug. A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
Get the Cloudy with a slight chance of stupidmug. by Archyis September 6, 2007
Get the Piano Keysmug. A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
Get the Put it in the cloudmug. A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.
"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
by archyis July 31, 2009
Get the Under-Werewolfmug. A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.
Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.
Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?
Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.
Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?
Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.
Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
by archyis November 5, 2009
Get the Cubicle Justicemug. Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.
Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!
by archyis November 8, 2009
Get the Office Vigilantemug.