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A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.
Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.
by archyis August 28, 2009
Get the Put it in the cloudmug. A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
Get the Cloudy with a slight chance of stupidmug. (Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
by archyis November 15, 2009
Get the Crowmancemug. The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
by archyis July 2, 2009
Get the Random Spot Adrenalinemug. Guy 1 - Bejeezus, the locker room in this gym smells like dead rats and broken dreams! I mean, it smells so bad in here that I do believe I am losing childhood memories somehow.
Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
by archyis January 5, 2010
Get the Skunk in the trunkmug. noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
by Archyis April 16, 2007
Get the computer-palsymug. Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.
Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!
by archyis November 8, 2009
Get the Office Vigilantemug.