anycon's definitions

stay-at-home Charlie

A common phrase in Hertfordshire, England, this jocular compound is virtually synonymous with homeboy, though with perhaps more couth-potatoey connotations.

I'm too much of a stay-at-home Charlie to go travelling in my gap year.

by anycon April 4, 2005

Fairuza Balk

An interjection similar to zwounds or bollocks.

Oh Fairuza Balk UK iTunes is so rubbish!

by anycon February 6, 2005

twanker

A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.

'You fucking twanker Matthew.'

by anycon December 23, 2004

5.0

Presumably this means arsehole, the 'dogging out' of which can only be left to your imagination.

The phrase 'to dog out sb's five point oh' is used in the film 'Bully'.

by anycon November 16, 2004

dog out

(v.) to break in, as one would a virgin (chiefly anal).

D'you wanna dog out my five point oh (5.0)? -Ali in 'Bully'

by anycon November 16, 2004

queynte

The principal etymological precursor of the word 'cunt', found in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.

The fires brenne upon the auter cleere,
Whil Emelye was thus in hir preyere;
But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,
And quyked agayn, and after that anon
That oother fyr was queynt and al agon;
And as it queynte, it made a whistelynge
As doon thise wete brondes in hir brennynge;
And at the brondes ende out ran anon
As it were blody dropes many oon;
For which so soore agast was Emelye
That she was wel ny mad, and gan to crye;
For she ne wiste what it signyfied.

by anycon October 2, 2004

borogove

Charles Dodgson's nonsense word, found in 'Jabberwocky'. Approximates to a 'copse' or 'glade' but with connotations of paludality or murkiness.

"All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe"

by anycon September 30, 2004