antonio's definitions

schmegma

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

by antonio June 26, 2004

CueBall

Bald-headed White man

Ya see that bald-headed white dude?

Ya, i saw that cueball

by Antonio November 16, 2002

Anthology

A religion started by the coolest person in the world

I so believe in Anthology

by Antonio August 28, 2004

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

X-ti

a cocksucker that thinks he looks like a model but really likes having jagged objects thrust in his anus while watching old Hercules cartoons in his mothers basement.

"Look at the X-ti over there"

by Antonio December 22, 2004

Jiggly Bop

Another way of saying something's cool

Yo, dawg that shit is the jiggly bop

by Antonio August 28, 2004

sigfrido

A man who will one day redefine the meaning of his name. A man who is of latino heritage. An important person

As in: hey man have u hear dof this guy name SIGFRIDO i heard one day he will be some kind of important person.

by Antonio January 12, 2005