anti's definitions

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

slam

1. to inbibe alcohol in a very quick and almost violent manner.

2. anything taken in a similar manner

1. after he slammed those five shots of 151, he started vomiting in an equally violent manner.

2. 'my heartburn was so bad, all i wanted to do was get home and slam a couple tums.'

by Anti February 1, 2005

Indie Kid

kids who listen to indie music. generally elitist, white upper-middle class males who get pissed when anyone starts talking about music. they are obsessed with finding bands no one has heard of, only to claim they hate them once they make it big. ex: modest mouse, franz ferdinand(sp?), the shins. now only listen to music they found on purevolume.com, or college radio. they like bands like Ambulence LTD, death from above 1979, and kill hannah. but not anymore, because someone else knows about them. general attitude of punks, but less angry at the government and more angry at everyone else.

"I'm more entitled to listen to this, because i found it first. go listen to good charolette and 50 cent, you pillow biter!"

by anti May 22, 2005

mexican taxi

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.

1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.

by Anti January 1, 2005

-core

Add to any genre of music to make it sound cooler, or in emo's case, slightly less whiney.

Dan: Have you heard that new band? they're so emo-core...
Max: emo-what?
Dan: emo-core!
Max: You are fuckin retarded. you dont need to add core to the end of every fuckin word.
Dan: Shut up-core!

by Anti November 30, 2004

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005