wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

murdur

To take something away from someone or something. To change someeone or something.

I was sitting down typing on the computer, but then I got murdured and had to go do something else.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

your to get murdured

Something that a chickenshit sissy would say when it couldnt squash its own beef.

This chickenshit sissy was jeallous of what I was doing so it told me "your to get murdured" and then I stopped doing what I was doing.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

death

To stop what you are doing and do something different.

I was driving down the street and I stopped at a red light, that was the death of my foward progress.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007