Spergweb

Spergweb was a now defunct lolcow trolling website, Chris Chan was involved for whatever reason. This derives from "sperg" - a derogatory term that describes a person with asperger syndrome.

I guess, this dude was a certified spergweb user before it got shut down.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025

Meat whistle

When you pee with a strong enough pressure to make a whistling sound out of your urethra

I woke up from my full bladder, so it was a perfect time for my meat whistle

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 05, 2025

Garn47

1. Garn47 is a surreal 3D platformer game developed by Floombo in which a player controls a funny green dude named Garn47 meeting new friends and traveling through worlds. This game used to be apart of a Friday Night Funkin' mod called "Hit Single", but was separated due to disagreement between the two parties. Thus, the two are being updated more often and independently.
2. Garn47 is the titular protagonist and the primary playable character or a game of the same name. He's a green Garnite who travels the quirky world.

1.

Person 1: Dude, Garn47 is so interesting that even celebrities like Vinny Vinesauce and SrPelo voiced a few characters!
Person 2: HELL YEAH!!!
2.
Hey what's your favorite Garn47 character? Mine is Garn47

by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025

Dealf

Dealf is how a YouTuber DashieXP says the word "death". It's prominently used when he's playing games, such as Super Mario Maker.

Dashie: Pure dealf!

by anonymous4chanfunkin February 16, 2025

Moolese

1. Noun. "Moolese" is a plural word for "moola" - a slang for money.
2. Adjective. The term "Moolese" describes incredibly wealthy people.

1.
Joe: Yo my uncle had enough moolese to buy a house for my grandma.
Billy: Cool!
2.
Jeff Bezos is one of the most moolese people in the world.

by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025