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Pillar Chase 2

An assymetrical survival horror game on Roblox created by The_BladeNinja and others. In here, a player spawns either as a Survivor or a Monster (The Killer role in this game). The Survivor has to survive from Monsters and do various objectives (which are depended on the map), while the Monster has to kill every single Survivor on the round and use various abilities. The Monsters themselves are incredibly popular pop culture characters (Such as Baldi, EXE/Faker, Ao Oni etc.) or original characters (For example Vapor or Valem). Surprisingly enough, Pillar Chase 2 has one of the kindest and chillest communities ever despite being a Roblox game.

Pillar Chase 2 is an amazing game without any doubt.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe

This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Spergweb

Spergweb was a now defunct lolcow trolling website, Chris Chan was involved for whatever reason. This derives from "sperg" - a derogatory term that describes a person with asperger syndrome.

I guess, this dude was a certified spergweb user before it got shut down.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Propeller tah-poozie

An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.

Jarx just ate at Arby's and decided to perform a propeller tah-poozie while squatting on a roomba

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Cookatiel

A giant pink bird boss from Super Mario Odyssey. Its name is a portmanteau of "cook" and "cockatiel"

Hell yeah! Cookatiel is one of my favorite Mario bosses even

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Garn47

1. Garn47 is a surreal 3D platformer game developed by Floombo in which a player controls a funny green dude named Garn47 meeting new friends and traveling through worlds. This game used to be apart of a Friday Night Funkin' mod called "Hit Single", but was separated due to disagreement between the two parties. Thus, the two are being updated more often and independently.
2. Garn47 is the titular protagonist and the primary playable character or a game of the same name. He's a green Garnite who travels the quirky world.

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Person 1: Dude, Garn47 is so interesting that even celebrities like Vinny Vinesauce and SrPelo voiced a few characters!
Person 2: HELL YEAH!!!
2.
Hey what's your favorite Garn47 character? Mine is Garn47

by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025