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Suicide is your only option

When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".
Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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intarweb

Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired
OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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double dunker

A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.
GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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Lamology

The study of being 'on the lam' (i.e. arsing about)
Pete and Geoff went on the lam in town.
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
by anonymous September 25, 2005
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Ava Devine

Half white, half asian porn star with huge 36 E boobs that are almost too big for the rest of her 5'4 frame.
Born on January 22, 1974, she started out as a stripper before making her debut into the fantasies of men everywhere last year with her nymphomanical tendencies on and off screen.
by anonymous October 8, 2004
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