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gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
by anon January 12, 2004
mugGet the grampsmug.

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.
Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!
by anon June 13, 2004
mugGet the Flying Attack Porcupinemug.

Internet Explorer

Microsoft's internet browser included with Windows systems. Faster at loading up than other browsers like Firefox and Netscape which take fucking ages. As an internet browser, it works and does its job.

Can be insecure with its default settings, but tieing them down virtually eliminates some, if not all of the security problems that people complain about. Unfortunately the reputation for spyware comes from dumb users who download shite like smiley central or are dumb enough to "YES" or "OK" to everything that pops up on screen.

Bashed by geeky open source zealots and Mozilla anoraks frequently who often over-exaggerate the truth in order to push their alternative.
IE is safe if you tie down its default security settings. I have NEVER had any malicious programs install automatically.
by anon March 6, 2005
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

FUCK

when you die of embarrassment and the only thing u can say is FUCK
a: FUCK
b: true
by anon January 29, 2024
mugGet the FUCKmug.

your ruse

Something that is not appreciated.
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)
by Anon July 20, 2009
mugGet the your rusemug.

dirtbag

term common to police jargon to describe those involved in criminal activity.
Hook that worthless dirtbag up!
by anon February 15, 2004
mugGet the dirtbagmug.

Windows 98 cardboard edition:

most windows editions i think..but specifically copied discs
"Damn i got solde Windows the cardboard edition"
by anon March 21, 2005
mugGet the Windows 98 cardboard edition:mug.

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