Definitions by angrysuperhawk

Hotdogging 

When a gay man slices his partner's penis down the middle and places his own penis in between the sliced halves, thus resembling a hotdog in a bun.

Lance and Bruce had a delightful time hotdogging on Saturday. Lance's penis was a tad sore after being sliced open though.

Hotdogging by angrysuperhawk July 11, 2018

Hooker Dice 

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

Hooker Dice by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

Pepsi 

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

Pepsi by angrysuperhawk August 3, 2017

Gainussing 

To insert the barrel of a firearm into one's anus in an attempt to expand the anus for introduction of foreign objects.

My girlfriend is gainussing so that we can try putting a bowling ball in her anus.

Gainussing by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017

Society

Where other people make stupid decisions and expect me to abide by them.

I can't jack off in public because society doesn't allow it.

Society by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017

nisbetting 

To put questions on a test that have not been discussed for at least 2 years, and expecting one's students to know the answers.

I failed that test the other day, since my teacher was nisbetting.

nisbetting by angrysuperhawk November 14, 2014

Brissing 

To drill a hole in someone's skull large enough for a penis to fit into and piss on their brain.

I am brissing on my pet rhinoceros' brain.

Brissing by angrysuperhawk November 7, 2014