angrysuperhawk's definitions

urethra pick

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.

Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.

by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014

lufkinning

To not monitor what your students are doing in class so that they can post things to Urban Dictionary

Mr. Jones was lufkinning again, so I posted urethra pick to Urban Dictionary.

by angrysuperhawk November 4, 2014

Brissing

To drill a hole in someone's skull large enough for a penis to fit into and piss on their brain.

I am brissing on my pet rhinoceros' brain.

by angrysuperhawk November 7, 2014

nisbetting

To put questions on a test that have not been discussed for at least 2 years, and expecting one's students to know the answers.

I failed that test the other day, since my teacher was nisbetting.

by angrysuperhawk November 14, 2014

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

Gainussing

To insert the barrel of a firearm into one's anus in an attempt to expand the anus for introduction of foreign objects.

My girlfriend is gainussing so that we can try putting a bowling ball in her anus.

by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017

Society

Where other people make stupid decisions and expect me to abide by them.

I can't jack off in public because society doesn't allow it.

by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017