smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.
That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.
by angry June 17, 2003
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Angry Dragon

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.
dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!
by Angry December 09, 2004
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Robocop

If you want to rent Robocop, I recommend only the first two movies of the series.
by angry October 10, 2003
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constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.
by angry August 28, 2003
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state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.
I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.
by angry June 17, 2003
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The Eminem Show

Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.
The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.
by angry October 06, 2003
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Electronics Boutique

Their selection of used PC games is alright, if you are looking for used Sims games, which they have a ton of.
At least I got a used copy of Homeworld for $5.99. :^D
by angry October 06, 2003
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