An amazing guy that's easy to fall in love with and totally knows what he's got. Confident and driven, he will take over the world.
Denis is lovable and amazing.
when the beauty is just too much to handle
girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
drinking beer and getting ready to either sexually assault or kick someone's ass: a version of the original phrase, coined by Popeye, "Why I oughta".
Why I kavanaughtta wave my dick in your face and deny it later because I wanna become a judge on the supreme court, Dianne. Here, Popeye, hold my PABST.
Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space
Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.
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an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC
me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
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having sex on the fourth of July. It's capitalized because of all the American pride.
Look at those two bunnies riding the eagle. God Bless America.
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when you're drinking and you assault an attractive species in the water
Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.
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