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BST happens when you see a woman's elbow on the tube and you wanna shag her but she gets off at Maida Vale and you can't stop getting off at St John's Wood.
by angie O edema August 10, 2018
Get the BST mug.girl: I can't wait to see you so we can talk about our feelings, review our psychological insights , as they pertain to our existential plight and our collective unconscious. They we can paint each other's fingernails, hold hands and sing "Kumbaya, my lord". I can't wait.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
boy: girl, you're just too beautiful. I can't hold my erection; it has a mind of it's own and will take over the whole friggin park. Fuck your Kumbaya, bitch.
girl: Oh wow, I'm so flattered and it looks like that's really the only thing you want with me. Can't you just relieve yourself with your souvenir nudes? Also can I have a copy? And some cake?
boy: I don't know. I have to eat this borscht before I can make a decision. My grandmother made it. Want some?
girl: no thanks, borscht gives me the barfs, bro.
by angie O edema June 29, 2018
Get the too beautiful mug.Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 5, 2018
Get the kavanaughstronaut mug.Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.
by angie O edema October 5, 2018
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Get the laurf mug.me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 4, 2018
Get the Dad's Stupid Concubine mug.1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
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