kavanaughtical

when you're drinking and you assault an attractive species in the water

Dayum that mermaid is hot; I guess I'll have to go kavanaughtical on her. Here, jellyfish, hold my PABST.

by angie O edema October 05, 2018

Isitago

A word to describe that you’re down for some ambiguous freaky shit. Like you can use it as a last name.

Isitago?

No, we’re gonna stay home and Johnson tonight.

by angie O edema November 09, 2018

Denis

An amazing guy that's easy to fall in love with and totally knows what he's got. Confident and driven, he will take over the world.

Denis is lovable and amazing.

by angie O edema July 08, 2018

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"

While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up

by angie O edema November 16, 2018

laurf

to barf and laugh

I laughed so hard I laurfed borscht all over my date.

by angie O edema October 12, 2018

kavanaughstronaut

Dude that' s been drinking and waves his dick around in space

Hey check out the Kavanaughstronaut waving his dick around on the moon, Dianne. Here, asteroid, hold my PABST.

by angie O edema October 05, 2018

Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

by angie O edema July 04, 2018