A Straight Man who is: Tidy, Enjoys cooking, Is a neat freak, Likes to shop, Gets expensive Haircuts, Is probably often mistaken for gay, Uses the word "Yummy", Wears Jewelry, And is really really Nit Picky.
Yes, My stepfather is a Metrosexual.
by Angela November 24, 2003

an insult used when little children are around. You've heard of soft porn, well, this is a soft 'curse'.
W: What! You didn't tell me your mom was comming over today!
M: Yes I bloody well did!
W: Beleive me you quarkus, I'd remember if you had!
M: Yes I bloody well did!
W: Beleive me you quarkus, I'd remember if you had!
by Angela April 18, 2003

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.
ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.
by angela June 06, 2003

in printer terms, the worst job to be printing... in other words, corrupted files, jacked-up fonts, misplaced images, crappy photos, and past deadline-drops.
by Angela October 20, 2001

by Angela December 15, 2004
