andy's definitions

penis

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"

"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"

by andy May 28, 2004

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004

wan

The number which has replaced "one" in the slang used by telephone service operators and telephone dialup service machines.

If you want to review an existing account, press wan or say wan after the tone.

by Andy May 28, 2004

chib

Another word for bitch but without the "t"
much more simple to spell and more difficult to figure out. Very fun to use

Don't be such a chib whore.
You smell like a chib's vagina.
Daaaam loook at all the chibs up in hurrr.

by Andy May 31, 2004

uze

Short for "usual." Indicates a "ho-hum" attitude and a tonal sense of comfort with the person with whom you are speaking.

"What's going on in your life?"
"You know, the uze."

by Andy June 1, 2004

burberry

Twat tartan for twats. Items of clothing such as caps that chavs must wear at a forty degree angle to their heads. Can be reffered to as "chavberry".

"Don't touch my burberry peak fucker, otherwise i will throw bottle-caps at you"
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"

by Andy June 1, 2004

next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

by Andy June 8, 2004