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by Andrew March 10, 2005
Get the fuckdiseasemug. by andrew December 4, 2002
Get the Poo Dartmug. Acronym for Quiet, Grown Ups Talking, used when some one immature attempts to interject a useless comment into a conversation, thread or chat.
A troll kept posting insults in the chatroom, but after a few QGUTs from the mod, he got the message and left.
by Andrew November 24, 2003
Get the QGUTmug. Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.
Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
by Andrew April 4, 2005
Get the calculusmug. Pretty much the biggest mack daddy of all time. He can get booty and pussy on command. I guess you could say he is the coolest guy ever.
by Andrew April 20, 2005
Get the ziebarthmug. by Andrew April 13, 2004
Get the Shensmug. 