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fuckdisease

A disease caused by fucking; i.e., a venereal disease or STD.

I caught like nineteen fuckdiseases from that hooker in Atlantic City.

by Andrew March 10, 2005

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Poo Dart

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile

Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.

by andrew December 4, 2002

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QGUT

Acronym for Quiet, Grown Ups Talking, used when some one immature attempts to interject a useless comment into a conversation, thread or chat.

A troll kept posting insults in the chatroom, but after a few QGUTs from the mod, he got the message and left.

by Andrew November 24, 2003

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pee pee can

a toilet

i need to use your pee pee can

by andrew June 7, 2003

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Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

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